Your name is KARKAT. It is PROBABLY NOT your BIRTHDAY today. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a passion for REALLY DOOMED YAOI, though you're not against YURI or HETSLOP either, so long as they are EQUALLY DOOMED. You like to program websites but you have NOT YET MASTERED JAVASCRIPT. You also have a fondness for GAMZEE MAKARA from HOMESTUCK, as well as TOMURA SHIGARAKI from MY HERO ACADEMIA, which you realize is an INCREDIBLY EMBARASSING THING TO PUT IN YOUR BIO. You also like to play DATING SIMS sometimes. Your identity as a LESBIAN makes them moderately LESS ENJOYABLE than they're supposed to be. You don't know why you do this to yourself.