The J

Your name is not something you let many people know, so you simply go by The J. You are a pretty big fan of a story called "Homestuck", and you are an idiot, plain and simple, nothing to it. You have a variety of other interests, like any human being. You like to spend time talking to people on other sites, such as pesterchum, as well as draw, though not very often, and not very well. You play games most of the time, as well as read and eat (you're kind of a glutton).

In short, you're a fatass idiot on the internet who reads, draws, and plays games.