Aradia - Ah-RAH-dee-uh Meh-GEE-doe
Tavros - TAHV-rohs NiGH-tram
Sollux - SAUL-lucks CAP-toar
Karkat - Car-CAT Beepbeep-Meowmeow-Ohfuck-Gettouttatheway-Imanouttacontrol-Catthatsacar
Nepeta - Neh-pEH-tuh LAY-jawn
Kanaya - Kuh-NIGH-uh MARry-um
Terezi - Teh-REZzy PIGH-roap
Vriska - VRIS-kuh SEHR-keht
Equius - EK-wee-uhs ZAH-haak
Gamzee - GAM-zee muh-KAR-uh
Eridan - EH-ree-dan Am-POAR-uh
Feferi - Fuh-FEHRR-ee PAY-sheez
Callie - CAHL-lee OH-pea (heheh, see what i did there?)
Damara - duh-MARR-uh
Rufioh - RUFIOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! NO!!! :(
Mituna - mih-TOO-nuh
Kankri - KANG-kree
Meulin - MIEU-lenn
Porrim - POHR-rim
Latula - luh-TOO-luh
Aranea - uh-ROHN-knee-uh
Horuss - HOAR-ruhss
Cronus - CROW-nuhss
Dammek - DAMN-mech
Xefros - ZEFF-rohs
Tagora - tuh-GOAR-uh "GOAR-goar" goar-JEHK
Bronya - brawn-YUH uhr-sa-MAH
Remele - reh-MEAL
Arsala - ARH-sah-lah (heheh, see what i did there?)
uhhh what other hiveswap friends do i like. TIGH-zeeyus. STEHL-suh. GAH-leck.
yeah.
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