Your name is Balatro Balatress, and as previously stated, there's nothing really interesting going on.

You have a variety of interests, they include WEARING FRILLY DRESSES and PRETENDING YOU'RE ROYALTY. You also have gained EXPERTISE IN COOKING, yet still managed to burned your last attempt at toast, leaving your kitchen ruined to this day. You also have a slight interest in MUSIC, and DEEPLY DESPISE CARD GAMES.

Today is shaping to be boring, what will you do to spice things up?