You begin looking under your bed and inside your closet but all you find are cards and more cards. Piles of spades to be more specific, which would be a statistical anomaly if it wasn't by the fact you didn't give a flying dolphin about it.

This is the first time this ever happened to you, but your good friend rabicDamoiseau has reported sketchy activity relating to computers misteriously vanishing only a few days before. Which could mean nothing.