okay i guess i'll be the first to admit it. eridan ampora has been wiring several fans anywhere between $500-$2000 a month to stan him. i could have kept my mouth shut, but i can't take the dishonesty anymore. in the wake of this revelation i want everyone to remember: be kind to yourselves, be considerate of each other, and do not investigate any paper trails that may or may not involve houseboat purchases off the coast of barbados