Start the Weird Route

You take a step back from your COMPUTER to reflect on your circumstances for a while longer. Surely you're being rendered in such a simple visage for a REASON. You feel as though this is the beginning of a new story, but one that feels less and less within your own control. You're along for the ride, simply because you can't think of anything better to do, but you can't but feel that things are going to get WEIRD.

You walk over to your MIRROR. Standing in the mirror is a reflection of YOU. The reflection usually appears whenever you stand in front of a mirror. That's USUALLY how mirrors work. For awhile, you hated mirrors. But now, you've become barely acquaintances with mirrors. Enough to ask about the weather or if it's seen anything good on TV, but not enough to get emotionally invested into it's HOPES and DREAMS. If you didn't have years of BARELY RESOLVED BEEF with mirrors, you'd perhaps be so inclined to ponder about its interests. Maybe it likes to tell JOKES, or makes BUTTERSCOTCH PIES, or drinks and drives despite being an OFFICER OF THE LAW. Even if it did, you wouldn't care, because you don't know the mirror like that. And that's perfectly fine.