Come on, now. No mystery is solved by believing the first person to say "Yup, it was I who did it! Busted!" You're dealing with Dirk Strider. By having any awareness of this site's existence you are already a participant in the fucked up game of canon non-canon loopholes he set up in the supposedly canon material, ergo the realness attribute of this site isn't relevant. What's relevant is that it happened. We've already diverged into a new branch of canonicity. Now it's up to the witnesses to steer the ship. Will you keep up with the make-believe ramblings of some user on the internet? Does it matter who that user on the internet is? Can you scale the relevancy of one person against another on the basis of believability? Can you trust what you believe? We're stuck with all these questions for a reason. Shit is wack, yo.