> Put arms in chest. They're clearly a hindrance.

If you could actually open the thing, maybe you would consider it!

Sadly, you are too much of a GENERALLY NEGATIVE PERSON to even consider doing that. Imagine how embarrassing it would look if you couldn't even open it because of your PHYSICAL INACTIVENESS!

Yeah, maybe after your AWESOME TRAINING ARC is complete you would be willing to try, but not now.