unfortunately, we had the (dis)pleasure of being woken up from a beautifully deep dormancy right before act 1 of beyond canon ended, after being dormant since the end of act v. our sweet and sour dreamscape was replaced with the hell hole that was flashing forward from 2011 to the present day like a bad rip van winkle fanfic written by a madman who was high on soporific slime. hi, i'm a dave.

AND I'M A KARKAT. NEEDLESS TO SAY OUR HATRED OF HUSSIE HASN'T CHANGED SINCE THEN, BUT WE DO, BEGRUDGINLY, RESPECT THE MASTERPIECE OF A SHITPOST THAT HOMESTUCK WAS/IS AND ALL THAT HAS COME FROM IT SINCE THEN. US WAKING UP FORCED OUR NEW HOSTS (AND SOME OTHERS OF US) TO FINALLY READ HOMESTUCK FOR THEMSELVES, AND WE CAN OFFICIALLY SAY THAT WE FUCKING FINALLY GOT ALL OF ME ONBOARD WITH THE FANDOM.

Hi, it's the host twins here. We are thrilled to be here, despite everything that has happened in the last 48 hours. We are optimistic for the future of the fandom and we are in for the ride.