i love that the button right below this says TRASH like the world's most judgemental UI

i guess we are keeping it smartphone era, tackling modern issues but i want oldtimey throwback items and sets and costumes in keeping with the homestuck vibe, with the exception that the iterations of gaming design match up with the cases, so LARPing belonged to cow tb problem, board game monopoly for the next?

we all know a privatised housing market is a goddamn nightmare, but how to tie that to a joke with smuppets

probably the punchline every chapter is going to be the cops failing to do their job for some absurd and slightly homoerotic reason and Babe's immediate capitulation to cowardice because his family are *entertainers* they're not politicians and make no claims against the law.

i think the cops should be a different pair of characters every time, like Babe just keeps RETIRING police and stalkers (the last two caught TB from drinking the raw milk).

anyway, stop calling police "bacon", it's rayciste.