>Jim: mash buttons with reckless abandon.

You fiddle the buttons without knowing what they really do. But they give off a click and a incorrect "BE-BEEP!".

You give it a good one for the road mash until realizing Its useless unless you somehow use a key to trigger the buttons. Or at least that's what you think will happen. Only time will tell if you will have a key or not. Any other actions?