I used to play DBD a lot, but I haven't been able to much recently. Anyway I agree with most of your headcannons, but I am going to take the obvious route and say the June would play Nic Cage when she's survivor. I also think you're right about Jake, but on the rare occasions when they play killer I want to add that I think they'd be the Nightmare because they genuinely enjoy the Nightmare on Elm Street remake.