> The key to being smart is to just be a stupid person who does things a smart person would do.

Oh yeahhhh.

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> Enter tulpa in a chess tournament immediately.

You look at your tulpa to see what she thinks. She replies:

“Oh yes yes a chess tournament sounds like a wonderfully smart idea! please take me to the tournament little girl please!”

You smile. A chess tournament. Not only does that sound smart, but also adventurous! You always wanted to be in a tournament arc, like in a TV show!

Before you leave however, you inspect your room one (1) more time. Should you take something with you? The world is full of hall monitors, and one wrong move will send you right back into your room. Or is your beautiful tulpa enough protection? Should you just jump out of the room, guns metaphorically blazing, and hope for the best?