>Ok, girl, go inside. be in the closet, girl.

N-no. You don't want to go in the closet. You tried going to Narnia once before, a long time ago. It was DARK. And more importantly, BORING. The book LIED to you. No. You don't want to go in again. You were stuck there for HOURS, before a hall monitor went in to find you when you were late for class.

Can't you try to go to the chess tournament again? You were trying to make your Tulpa smart.