@bluebootyraider - This project sounds really cool, I'll be sure to read it. I am also the sort of quixotic person who has embarked on her own postcanon Homestuck narrative project, so I am interested to see other people's approaches. I am glad that your dissatisfaction with the existing narrative sparked creative growth!
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