Here's my troll oc! made using farragofiction's troll doll maker :3

i've also made a hivebent style intro for them:

our name is RIKKIT HAVROX

As a member of the TEAL CASTE, you have been thrust with the responsabilities of upholding the EFFICIENT BUREAUCRACY of the vast alternian empire. This ADMINISTRATIVE DUTY is absolutely LOAD BEARING and you cannot WAIT to actually START it, because it will raise you as a SYMBOL of DISCLIPLINE, HARD WORK, PERFECT...

Okay, who are you trying to kid with this spiel? Everyone who is acquainted with you knows that you only LIKE this job because you can be a PEDANTIC FUCK ABOUT THE LAW. You spend hours every day reading through LAW BOOKS, not only because your future employment requires it, but because you ACTUALLY ENJOY KNOWING THE LEGAL STATUS OF ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING.

What you are certainly NOT pedantic about is HEMOTYPING. In fact, you have RENOUNCED it so you can better PRETEND TO BE A HIGHBLOOD ONLINE TO SHUT UP THE HATERS. Haters who you have accrued plenty of thanks to your PASSION for making UNWATCHABLY BAD AUDIO DRAMAS on your GRUBTUBE CHANNEL.

These audio dramas often take the form of RECAPS of your various missadventures involving ONLINE EXTREME ROLEPLAYING. You swore off playing the REAL STUFF because of the potential for breaking the law, but you liked it too much to fully let it go. BESIDES, where else are you going to have the opportunity to use this GIGANTIC MOUNTAIN OF OCS YOU CANT STOP YAPPING ABOUT?

The thought that this tendancy to be pedantic coupled with your unbearable longwindedness MAY JUST be the reason why everyone hates your audio dramas is one you disregard often with a shocking lack of self awareness. After all, if you enjoy writing about them so much, who wouldn't want a LIGHT shone on your wonderful creations?

Your Trollian handle is CauterizedAV, and you spe4k in 4 w4y th4t m4kes it bl4t4ntly obVious you're not 4 se4 dweller to 4nyone p4ying 4ttention.