=>Allow your login token to expire. Forget the password.

Okay, you do that. What a great decision to make, immediately after starting a supposedly regularly updating adventure on the site. And of course, this being a small and new site, they have yet to implement password reset features. Good one smalls.
You saw that password resets are being implemented soon, so you just make the next batch of panels and pray for speed. This doesn’t pan out, as the reader can probably detect, so you spend a truly absurd amount of time hammering in every past password you can possibly think of, to no avail. After passing an entire day unable to update your adventure, you finally cave and just make a second account.

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Before making the post though, you decide to give your actual login one more try. Not like it can hurt anything.
Wait what? You’re almost 100% sure you tried that password already. Maybe you were locked out for too many wrong attempts? Well, whatever, you suppose it doesn’t really matter. This works. Though you decide to include these extra panels made to explain the new account anyway. No point putting art to waste. And you can tell everyone about your funny L. You then return to your regularly scheduled ethereal commands and… aw cmon.
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=>Honk like a goose and spit on the keyboard.

Risk breaking your keyboard?? The very implement by which you command your array of modern machinery to conduct your artistic labors??? You would never defile your silly picture factory in such a way!

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Besides all the banging your head against it just now, that is. And all the crumbs you get stuck between the keys. But those were accidents! And all the more reason not to introduce a liquid. You wouldn't want to catalyze them out of their stable dry state into some kind of starchy paste. If you did that, you'd actually have to clean the thing.

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You do cavort around and issue some nice bellowing honks though. It's fun to do silly animal noises and impressions, and you're not above a little silly fun. There's just no need to go around damaging your property for it.

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Your vocalizations also scatter some microscopic flecks of spittle, a few of which do land on the keyboard, technically fulfilling the command you were issued in spite of your protestations. The keyboard’s already deprecated cleanliness stat takes a slight hit.

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