Oh, please, I beg of you, for the love of everything that is holy and unholy, by the power of a trillion Green Suns, to satiate the sadness of a myriad of ravaged souls, give us TEXT ALIGNEMENT OPTIONS. Left - center - right.

Right now text is aligned left by default in posts, and right by default in signatures, and there is no way to change that.

I wanted the link to my adventure to sit prettily UNDER my banner... but instead it runs away to the far right, and also place "Alabaster" right next to "TRASH", making this alignment doubly the kind of association I'd like to avoid. :D