endless weightless CW space serial meets Real Housewives Of Earth C is an accurate description, but I disagree with you that no one wants that. i honestly wish it had been wackier. go full riverdale. "i am sollux, queen of the bees" core.

i didn't read candy initially (i did read it eventually, lol), but i had it comprehensively spoiled to me by a friend while doing tequila shots and it was one of the funniest conversations i've ever had. i mean that 100% seriously. gamzee drinking jane's breast milk was so transcendently awful that i nearly had an out-of-body experience outside my college dining hall.

you have to give credit where credit is due.