the problem with Calmasis as a name is that Roxy and Calliope clearly both wanted to be called that and no doubt already had a huge fight over who deserved it more (ROXY: my mom wrote da freaking book / CALLIOPE: bUt it has the same opening syllable and nUmber of letters as my hatchname U_U / ROXY: WTF R U TALKIN ABOUTTTTTTUH)