>okay i can make this work...follow my steps carefully...grab the glue and glue all two pens together like a "ll" shape do this till all pens are glued in a line together then once thats dry glue the knife on one end of this stick now you get a makeshift spear...hey its not much but its something beggers cant be choosers

You are not quite sure you understood what a "11" shape was, but you are attempting to create a spear shaft despite this. It has got to have been at least 10 minutes now, right? Come on... Come on... Come on... Just... GLUE ALREADY!

AARRHGARGHRAKHGRWGHKRWAKRWJALAWFKHBDWAkwuahww alright. You have calmed down now. The glue plan will not work. VisorDweeb has decided that the glue is too weak and too slow to make it worth the effort, and also that a spear is a lot harder for someone without much combat experience to use than a knife in the first place probably. Even if you used the seventh pen you are holding, you are not sure the spear would be very long anyways.