I thought Karkat was going to 8e some sort of womanizer rizzgod 8ecause of Karkalicious and the lyrics a8out 8eing shipped with everyone and such. Like I thought that was a core pillar of his character. I also thought all the kids went to high school together and that Dirk showed up way earlier 8ecause he was like. The only kid I had seen 8esides June up until reading.