>POIESITUDE: Summon an imaginary light switch to press.

POIESITUDE: Oh lord. Okay. I can do this.

[SUCCESS] POIESITUDE: There you go! Imaginary light switch ready to be pressed. If you believe in it, it's there.

THERE'S NO LIGHT BECAUSE YOUR EYES ARE SHUT, MORON. FACE PRESSED TO THE GROUND. DROOLING, BLEEDING, PROBABLY PISSING YOURSELF.