dave coming up behind karkat acting frisky. karkat closes his eyes getting swept up in the sensuousness.

KARKAT: STOOOP~~~ I JUST TOOK A BATH... I CAN'T AGAIN!!!

dave: ok

dave immediately backs off

KARKAT: WAITWAITWAIT. "OK?"

DAVE:: ok

KARKAT: HUH? OK? YOU SURRENDER?

DAVE: i withdraw

DAVE: you said no

KARKAT: OH.

KARKAT: EHHH BUT. I WAS BEING, YOU KNOW, COQUETTISHLY RESISTANT.

KARKAT: HOW DO I PUT IT. IT'S A SCENARIO WHERE...WELL, NO MEANS YES.

DAVE: no means no

KARKAT: NO MEANS NO?

DAVE: yes

KARKAT: YES AS IN NO?

DAVE: baby no

DAVE: we not about rape culture if my boy says anything that veers outside of the exact phrasing lets get fucky wucky im taking that as a lack of enthusiastic consent and slinking off to go jerk it where i wont be of any bother to you or to anyone anymore got that

KARKAT: "WE".......

DAVE: because that *looks into the camera* is what it means to love and respect your partner

KARKAT: HUH...I GUESS...I GUESS IT'S TRUE...

KARKAT: WELL.

KARKAT: SIGHHH!!! IT SEEMS YOU'VE REALLY GONE AND MADE ME JUST, COME OUT AND FULLY SAY IT, THEN. ALRIGHT. HERE I GO.

KARKAT: (EXHALE)

KARKAT: COME OVER HERE AND FUCK ALL THIS SHIT CANDYBOY.