uh,, i got the flow like a guy thats gotta go
uncle john is gettin bigger muscles diggin with his hoe,,
i mean,, the agricultural implement
not where your dirty mind just went.
that ought to be self-evident,,
but self-doubt's my impediment
cos though im dropping beats
im happier doing feats
of gymnastics,,
bombastic,,
i bounce like im elastic
can you flip it flip it flip it
daddy shoot em from the hip it
doesnt matter if your spinning
when youre winning get a grip
and i joined em just to beat em
will you go another round,,
feel my plimsole on your seat
cos now im down,, uh,
im down with the clown
A girl stands in her bedroom on her 26th birthday. As she waits for the mail-centipede to arrive, her fingers twiddle with her long grey beard. The beard twiddles back.
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