In topic: "The Slam Jester Society"

Sunday, September 7th, 2025, 2:43 PMabout 1 month ago

uh,, i got the flow like a guy thats gotta go

uncle john is gettin bigger muscles diggin with his hoe,,

i mean,, the agricultural implement

not where your dirty mind just went.

that ought to be self-evident,,

but self-doubt's my impediment

cos though im dropping beats

im happier doing feats

of gymnastics,,

bombastic,,

i bounce like im elastic

can you flip it flip it flip it

daddy shoot em from the hip it

doesnt matter if your spinning

when youre winning get a grip

and i joined em just to beat em

will you go another round,,

feel my plimsole on your seat

cos now im down,, uh,

im down with the clown


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