The Mayor!
I feel like Carapacians and Leprechauns in general would make good plushies. Imagine Ms Paint or Cans in plush form! I'd also like to see a Calliope plush.
A girl stands in her bedroom on her 26th birthday. As she waits for the mail-centipede to arrive, her fingers twiddle with her long grey beard. The beard twiddles back.
"TEAM MADRIGOG" on Ao3 and FFN