BLACK BISHOP A: Transmute BLACK KING into BLACK QUEEN immediately.

The BLACK BISHOP A prepares the spell. Transformational essence wafts from its form.

A BEAM of magic encompasses the BLACK KING's form.

The BLACK KING has become the BLACK QUEEN A. The original BLACK QUEEN becomes the BLACK QUEEN B. The BLACK QUEEN A paints some stripes on itself to symbolize the transformation, as well as to differentiate the two.

The WHITE QUEEN looks up from its book and sees twice as many BLACK QUEENs as before. It nearly passes out.

A BLACK ADJUDICATOR appears, and immediately places the MOVE QUEUE on hold. It explains that the BLACK SIDE now has NO KING. The only rule of the game is that when one side EXECUTES the other side's KING, that side wins. If BLACK has no KING to EXECUTE, BLACK cannot lose, and is considered to be CHEATING.

The BLACK ADJUDICATOR decrees that only moves conducive to electing a new BLACK KING into power will be accepted until a new BLACK KING is on the throne. It abolishes the rule about TURN ORDER until then, as well.