Suddenly, and without user prompting, the paradox space stability bar takes a massive hit! The only thing that could be this bad for it would be multiple serious sequence breaks followed by a large number of new fans joining all at once! Some quick back-of-the-napkin calculation leads you to believe that two whole characters were teased before John was even mentioned, Dave was shown before Rose, AND Jade was shown before Dadbert. Worse still is that you can barely restabilise it without your AUTHORSELF intact, and as dire as this is, you won't throw yourself down those stairs again. Never. Again. You warn yourself about the stairs just in case.

Even if the best way to regain stability is through SBaHJ jokes, using yourself instead of 15 thousand cloned Sweet Bros is not something you are going to resort to, and you haven't tried everything yet. You sit down at your tablet with MS Paint open and prepare to draw whatever you are prompted by the whims of THE READERSHIP.