Oh by golly I sure am apologetic for eating those scones in front of a goof ol' chap such as yourself! It really was quite prudent of me as they are some messy buggers and ruin the good name of my personal self care and cleaning regiments, which may not be many but are prevalent! As a enjoyer of the great outdoors, such as are that of people like Indiana Jones and The Na'Vi, I do quite get dirty on occasion but that is not the same as me having been covered in crumbs in front of a fine gentleman such as your self for selfishly indulging in these here scones and biscuits without even offering you any of them, nor a cupper!