In topic: "what are your goofiest homestuck headcannons im interested"

Sunday, October 12th, 2025, 3:07 PM4 days ago

THERES A FEW ME AND MY FRIENDS HAVE COME uP WITH THAT ARE EINSTEINICAL!

-JuNE TAKES HRT VIA TOBLERONE
-HuSSIE IS RADIOACTIVE AND ONLY CARIPACIANS+CHERuBS CAN BE NEAR HIM
-FEFERI LOVES APPLESAuCE
-KANAYA LOVES FAMILY GuY
-JAKE ENGLISH/JADE HARLEY LIVE IN SAMOA
-WHEN SOLLuX GOES BLIND, TEREZI HELPS HIM TO LEARN HOW TO uSE HIS OTHER SENSES. TEREZI LIKES TO LICK STuFF WHILE SOLLuX MOSTLY SNIFFS STuFF TO SEE.

Sincerely, rupaul superfans

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