A maggot man (5/8 maggot, 3/8 man) comes out of your medicine cupboard one evening and gives you 4 choices in payment for your pain killers
Cure everyone in the world of all addictions
People can no longer get addicted to something of your choice
Everyone you care about is cured of and becomes immune to all addictions for the rest of their lives
Have the ability to give $1,000,000USD Dollars US to the next 100 people you choose (that person cant be you, greedy freak.)
I want my painkillers back!!!!
~ June <:]
im gonna have to go with the $1,000,000USD here because not only do i want all of my friends to stop having to worry about rent and bills forever i also have faith that i can coerce at least one person out of the hundred to share some with me. doesnt have to be all i mean $1,000,000USD is a lot. but some. this is because i am a greedy bastard unfortunately :/
A total of $1,000,000,000 US Dollars Dollars US can be distributed between.. let's say about 10 people I know personally, and then I'd distribute the remaining 100,000,000 between people I know for a fact would fund research into addiction. That way I get to have a hand in all the options, and everyone wins - even if not immediately. ꉂ (´∀｀)ʱªʱªʱª
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$1,000,000USD Dollars US for sure. If I give it to all my friends I can live off them forever and then imagine the pranks. "I'll give you a million dollars if you do this." and then I actually give them $1,000,000. It'd fuck with their head forever. Oh also I could make like 90 people not be homeless that works too.
That's it, I'm gonna do what I should have done a long time ago.
I'm going to beat him to death with this hammer.
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I also choose the money, if any of my friends dont wanna buy me food I can be like "If only you had a million dollars OHWAITYOUDO"
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