ALCHEMY THREAD

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Sunday, August 17th, 2025, 7:40 AM19 days ago

Alchemy is magical as fuck and the comic uses that to make a bunch of fun stuff or powerful things what are things you all wished got combined in alchemy OR used more in the comic I don't see alchemy threads so I'll start one here

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evilwizard
Sunday, August 17th, 2025, 11:14 AM19 days ago

this is a tall order but i would have liked alchemy binges for ALL of the beta trolls just like the ones the beta kids got . more cool clothes +weapons plz


disgutsting fucking clown (psycholonials)


Calvin
Sunday, August 17th, 2025, 7:07 PM18 days ago

I thought this was a historical alchemy thread. I got my ancient esoteric tomes (PDFs) and everything :[

-- The Butch

Margot Kix
Monday, August 18th, 2025, 4:00 AM18 days ago

re: chthonikix

yo share thy alchemical tomes <]:O


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evilwizard
Monday, August 18th, 2025, 6:36 PM17 days ago

This is probably the big reason no Sburb game could ever be made satisfyingly. Doing alchemy with a literally limitless array of all possible ideas, prototyping and lands working much the same. I like how like "infinite and magical" the alchemy system is but it starts with something as simple (and limited!) as punch cards.

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Magic Mirror
Tuesday, August 19th, 2025, 10:32 PM16 days ago

re: magicmirror

definetly especially if you have to make all the stats, abilities, and art for an infinite number of possible combinations for items and the recipes to even make them can get complex which I think makes either way thinking of what we missed out on or what could've been made makes up for fun speculation and ideas like yea lets get the cueball recipes and make useless stuff out of it like it being combined with a fridge or sum

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evilwizard
Tuesday, August 19th, 2025, 11:41 PM16 days ago

Calling alchemy "magical" is a great way to start a long argument.


Anyways, the further along we go from John the less we see people trying to make use of random stuff they have in their house/hive. The Wrinklefucker is not a particularly important hammer all things considered, but remains one of the most popular weapons in all of Homestuck thanks to a creative design and cool name.

Magic is FAKE AS SHIT/FUCKING REAL

Avarice
Wednesday, August 20th, 2025, 5:50 AM16 days ago

I always wonderd you can captchalogue the Consorts which implys they have a captcha code? What sort of alchamy can you do with Casey/Viceroy Bubbles Von Salamancer?

Tallie Tale
Topic: ALCHEMY THREAD