I made a lot of these because i spaced my reading out and was reading with a friend. My personal favorites include
- Solluxs eyes were going to turn green since they were red and blue pre-cascade corresponding to the two universes and then black and white corresponding to the tumors
- Jade Harley would begin breaking sburb to gain power or be granted power by some third party in the same way i assumed also happened to lord english then. I called this the Lord Jadeglish theory
- Wayward Vagabond likes the color green because of The Felt
- UU (this is specifically before even caliborn appeared in a pesterlog) created the trolls and we were calling the universe she came from universe 00
- i saw an image of the midnight crew but prospitian and i thought it was a really important spoiler
- Lord english made the carapacians gay because he didnt like them
- I transcribed gcat to rna and then that into a protein twice because i thought that maybe id get something out of it
- I thought that his honorable tyranny was karkats ancestor and then it got disproved a panel later
- "every species gets weaker and has a smaller-sized sburb session the further down the lineage of sburb sessions you go" extrapolating from the trolls the humans and the theoretical horrorterror session
- "Theres a motif of 4s with the kids the planets and the midnight crew (the latter 2 of these could be explained by "it corresponds to the kids" and "it corresponds to a deck of cards" which is understandable but dont ruin my fun) and so I'm thinking that the wayward vagabond and co will probably be getting another member
And it's DEFINITELY going to be the scurrilous straggler" [sic]
- additionally i thought scurrilous straggler was future spades slick and not past spades slick which i dont really understand but i had worse misreads then. I also thought he died offscreen
- (PRE A6I3) "Something something A1 karkat/signless somehow having ties to doc scratch/maybe LE's creation (how tied together are these two things?) and this parallels A2 karkat. Its the cue balls. Its going to be the cue balls I think. They also have appeared in both universe a2 and b1 (so far their status in b2 is unknown but why would it change?). Maybe they're contagious. Transmissable tumors. Even if a cue ball appears in A1 this doesnt stop that. Timefuckery! Homestuck loves timefuckery!!! Time and space are warped the longer you are in the furthest ring. Also hey why did jade have a magic cue ball. Hussie i know what you are. The cue ball also kind of made rose go grimdark. Why exactly? Are the cue balls associated with the horrorterrors or is it her association with the horrorterrors affecting the cue balls? "The dark gods helped chart their course through this spacetime maze to deliver them to this location, at this time." What if they did this to the cue balls perpetuating them from frog to frog to make rose go grimdark" [sic]
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remember when we thought daverezi was gonna be endgame dude
~ June <:]
@famishedruffians DUUUUUUDE
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i spent all of act 6 hoping and praying that meenah would get that ring instead of aranea by some weird time shit or something. still pissed it never happened in canon tbh but at least she had some nice moments during collide lol
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I think probably the most massive misconception I had way early on that Wayward Vagabond was a human and that the black carapace was just a way to stylize him being veiled in shadows by the 'robes' he wore - and that one day there'd be like, some BIG REVEAL one day where he pulls the hood back and we see his face for the first time.
where am i how did i get here
@docscribblez that is the funniest fucking visual ever oh my god thank you for this
~ June <:]
the ever popular at the time, JAKE IS LORD ENGLISH shit
as it turns out it was actually much stupider
I joined the fandom in 2023 so these two are both for Beyond Canon:
- The Plot Point would send the characters to the Deltritus session
- Everyone in Candy would die during the big flash and Vriska would get sent to Meat
This gave me an idea for another thread, actually...
I thought Davekat shippers were delusional and that Johnkat would be endgame. I thought John's whole "I am not a homosexual!" schtick was just building up to him being gay for karkat or something. Turns out I was the delusional one the whole time and Davekat shippers saw the light before any of us.
I never saw the Rosemary Divorce arc in Beyond Canon happening at all, I genuinely thought they'd be like THE homestuck couple to make it.
@docscribblez that is so fucking funny to me for some reason
OOOH I JUST REMEMBERED A GENERAL MISCONCEPTION I HAD AT ONE POINT: when the only carapacians we knew were wv pm and ar, based on that very small sample size, not knowing what dersites and prospitians were, I initially just assumed that them being black or white was like. sexual dimorphism
Oh my god has anyone posted the obama image. I need to post the obama image.
well obama's aspect is hope and so is eridan's so that proves it i think (JOKE)
The first time I watched Act 7 I thought that the actual shockwave of the house juju slamming against the ground was what killed (pocketed) Lord English because of the way it was boarded to sync that up with Caliborn destroying his clock. Figured that the Masterpiece kids would have popped out and just stood there with nothing to do lol
@intermission holy shit i originally thought it was sexual dimorphism too
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From the Cerubs headcanon thread: My big crackpot headcanon is that both Al and Caliborn predominated wrong and for all other cherubs, predominating involves a synthesis, with predominating just meaning "the sibling who contributes more"
Similarly, I think a lot of the active/passive dichotomy (particularly the usage of "active" to mean selfish instead of what it actually means and the tying of active classes to manhood) is cope Calliope invented to feel justify her shitty life as inherent to her nature and a glorious martyrdom
Spades Slick is a butch lesbian 2k25
i dont know why but i thought that caliborn was gonna turn into some kind of bear monster
vriska is awesome
Quite a few people including myself though Hussie might take advantage of the retcon to fix one of the few actual plot holes in Homestuck: WV's "travel to a session" machine is set to go to the "next" one instead of the "previous". The famous Frog Switch. However, when Bec Noir shows up, the switch has flipped offscreen, despite only WQ having the key and WV being locked inside his capsule the whole time since she showed up.
Anyway, John's oil could have covered the switch so there was no (visible) plot hole, or his hands could have moved it or something. Maybe it could even be plot relevant that there was something that didn't quite make sense.
In the end, it was obviously deemed too irrelevant to even address.
SBAHJ sometimes has references to homestuck evens in really weird ways, so people were theorizing tavros was going to kill Lord English because there was a SBAHJ comic where a bull with blue eyes shits all over someone
