blumber quest

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Thursday, August 21st, 2025, 3:29 AM13 days ago

blumber quest



a poorly drawn red stick figure is laying face down in front of the m&s food hall on liffey street in dublin, ireland

ok so this red person is laying face down on the gfrobd in front of the m&s food hall on liffey street in dublin, irelqand. i don't know what their deals is, so i'm going to need ytou to tell me.

hELLO i am meat bulbmer. are you sure?

MEat Blumber
Thursday, August 21st, 2025, 4:04 AM13 days ago

> Red Guy: Awaken.

Artificer
Thursday, August 21st, 2025, 6:57 AM13 days ago

> Construction Vehicle: Run over the Red Guy

Blueberry Lunascratch
Thursday, August 21st, 2025, 7:13 AM13 days ago

> blumber quest: Continue blumbing

the epilogues are the best part of homestuck

lowe Shawthorn
Thursday, August 21st, 2025, 10:39 AM13 days ago

so scary to be jumpscared by dublin hello


antimony
Thursday, August 21st, 2025, 0:25 PM13 days ago

blumber quest 2nd mix



a poorly drawn red stick figure is laying face down in front of the m&s food hall on liffey street in dublin, ireland. the stick figure has awoken, but this is not visible


red guy: awaken

"red gyu" has awoken. they are stil lon thew ground.


the camera is pulled back from the previous image. the construction machine in the background of the previous image has been poorly edited to look like it has run over the red stick figure.


constructiobn vehil;w: run over the red guy

bit rude oft he driver to do that, trhere was plenty of space



a photo of the world's worst thumbs up, with the post "blumber quest: continue blumbing" in the background. the image is of very low quality, and is squashed horizontally"


blumber quest: continw blumbingf

i will try

hELLO i am meat bulbmer. are you sure?

MEat Blumber
Thursday, August 21st, 2025, 1:56 PM13 days ago

>red guy: go to a COMEDIC DUBLIN LANDMARK


antimony
Thursday, August 21st, 2025, 6:12 PM13 days ago

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the poorly drawn red stick figure stands outside the gates of leinster house, the building that serves as the meeting place of irish parliament


red guy: go to a comedic dunlin lanfdmark

carving some comedy after whatever led them tow ake up face down on the street, "red guy" takes a walk ofer to leinste r house, the home of the oireachtas, ireland's parlinament. needles to say, this place is full of vloewns, eyyyyy


i a pear to have gotten a letter in the post


an envelope addressed to m. t. blumber (me), written in a threatening handwriting style


let's ee what it says


a semi-threateningly written capital letter g


hmm i dont think i wll be making any more political joes, sorry : (

hELLO i am meat bulbmer. are you sure?

MEat Blumber
Thursday, August 21st, 2025, 6:13 PM13 days ago

> Go check out the Dublim Spire

Blueberry Lunascratch
Friday, August 22nd, 2025, 8:31 AM12 days ago

>get some weed off the teens in emo green


antimony
Saturday, August 23rd, 2025, 0:05 AM12 days ago

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the poorly drawn red stick figure henceforth known as red guy is standing near the millennium spire in dublin. there are many people around, including a poorly drawn green stick figure with meat blumber's minimal approximation of what an emo hairstyle looks like. this green emo is smoking a marijuana cigarette.


go chefk out the dublim spire

having been the subhect but bot the recipient of a treatening letter, "rrd guy" wisely evacautes the area of leinster house. they choose to to to the nation;s most iconic landmart: its penis. upon arrivinf, they notice an "emo" who is "green" [i pologise to colour blind peolpe i didn't think about you for this one, if the "emo" reutrns, they will hav ea darker shade] leaning againdy the erected moinument.


get some weed off the teens in emo green


a reply to the previous adventure update whis says "get some weed off the teens in emo green", then my profile picture with a speech bubble saying "Uhhhh...", then a diagram showing the rearrangement of the reply into the phrase "get some weeds off the emo teen in green"


get sone weeds oof the emo teen in green



the green stick figure has been approached by the red guy. the green stick figure is still holding their marijuana cigarette


"red guy" approaches the "emo", asking if the "teen" has any weeds they asre willing to part wiht

"emo""teen": how much arte youse paying?

"red guy": a tenner

"emo""teen": tha'ts grand, i've got somef or you

the "teen" puts a hasnd into their pocket, takes something out, anf handsit over to "red guy"



red guy's upturned palm, holding a png of some garden weeds


"red guy" has acquired weeds

hELLO i am meat bulbmer. are you sure?

MEat Blumber
Saturday, August 23rd, 2025, 0:44 AM11 days ago

> RED GUY: EAT THE WEEDS

Blueberry Lunascratch
Topic: blumber quest