british homestuk

british dave strider: its chewsday innit

What's the implication for Jake English here? Does she become Jake American?

Jake American: hey man what’s poppin want a cheeseboigah

jake american carries knives instead of guns

Lord American has a whole shotgun rather than a staff! /joke

Hee Hee! :]

British Karkat: YOU ABSOLUTE ARSELAMP

british karkat would have a very strong and aggressive scouse accent

Lord American’s coat is the american flag with flashing stars

professional british person here: all of your theories are wrong correct goodbye

okay but like, thats not actually that funny and you should be ashamed of yourself for appropriating a beautiful culture like the ones found in the united kingdom. the harmful stereotypes of all brits using knives and talking in funny accents are all american born and frankly unfunny as all get out. shame on you.

@absoluteinfinity gargle my fish and chips americunt <>

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RE: absoluteinfinity

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@jester
hmmph. you should feel lucky im in a generous mood. i will let you off with a warning today, instead of reporting you to the proper authorities.

big big chungus big chungus big chungus

British Karkat: you can track the time loops in his memos by marking the point when he calls himself an "inutterable fuckmuppet."

saccharine relative and mad jeffery

Nepeta is canonically associated with teapots, therefore she is British.

:33 would mew care for a cup of tea, Whisker? Please paws the sugar.