can the homestuck fandom solve THIS moral dilemma intended for eight year olds?

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Thursday, August 21st, 2025, 1:25 PM13 days ago


antimony
Thursday, August 21st, 2025, 1:43 PM13 days ago

the real moral dilemma is the fatphobia at work............. smh.....................

alex!
Thursday, August 21st, 2025, 1:51 PM13 days ago

i dont think an eight year old is strong enough to do that


disgutsting fucking clown (psycholonials)


Calvin
Thursday, August 21st, 2025, 1:51 PM13 days ago

what if the very large man is just very muscular.........


sodacan
Thursday, August 21st, 2025, 1:53 PM13 days ago

i could never do such a thing to andre the giant. may he rest in peace.

bomb

sword
Thursday, August 21st, 2025, 1:54 PM13 days ago

@sodacan too woke


disgutsting fucking clown (psycholonials)


Calvin
Thursday, August 21st, 2025, 1:56 PM13 days ago

@calvin
:*(


sodacan
Thursday, August 21st, 2025, 2:04 PM13 days ago

I can't see any images on this forum for some reason so I'm just gonna reverse engineer the problem from the responses.

I don't think this really counts as a moral dilemma. It's pretty unambiguously morally wrong to pit an eight-year-old against André the Giant in a fight.


The image from that Tumblr post of a fox in the snow flinching from strong winds, captioned with "IT FUCKEN WIMDY", with the fox edited to have the god tier outfit of a Bard of Breath.


passeriInformal
Thursday, August 21st, 2025, 3:39 PM13 days ago

The trolley problem is so irritating.


Personally I much prefer its various parodies.






















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Oasis Nadrama
Thursday, August 21st, 2025, 4:56 PM13 days ago

if the very large man can't tank the train and walk it off, he frankly doesn't deserve to live.

clowns kissing

girl eridan
Thursday, August 21st, 2025, 8:08 PM13 days ago

https://neal.fun/absurd-trolley-problems/

Everyone here needs to play the absurd trolley problem right now.


Also I would not push the guy because I would simply call the conductor and ask him really really niceies to stop the train and nobody gets hurt :)



Topic: can the homestuck fandom solve THIS moral dilemma intended for eight year olds?