celebratory message for the giving of thanks

in this very merry thanksgiving we will wear turkey costumes go back in time and get peaceful broken family lives off the menu

or we will get dipped in oil and fry trying but hey whats better to forcefully tear relationships a new one than a disastrous series of experiences that lead to traumabonding if only there was some kind of place where people could watch this shitshow if there was one itd have to be on the title screen chapter select stage play numero uno