> DIVERS OF DANVILLE.
Aw man! You've fallen down a WELL on a trip to the MARKET. State your NAME, SPECIES, CLASS and FAVORITE MUSICAL GENRE.
NAME: Bobby the Big Driver
https://mspfa.com/?s=55393&p=1
SPECIES: A rare part of the Someguydae family of mammals.
That's it, I'm gonna do what I should have done a long time ago.
I'm going to beat him to death with this hammer.
READ BLOODSTUCK https://archiveofourown.org/works/66056185/chapters/170221711
FAVOURITE MUSICAL GENRE: disco
Until next time....
CLASS: bard. disco bard.
everything u do is a balloon :)
That's right! Your name is BOBBY.
You are a BARD of the DISCO persuasion hailing from the SOMEGUYDAE FAMILY OF MAMMALS.
Your inclination toward DISCO grants you a bonus to your CHARISMA, at the expense of a bit of your LUCK. As you play a NON-MAGICAL CLASS, you lack any MAGIC POINTS. You currently have one LEVEL to your name.
What will you do?
You're quite sure this mysterious DOOR has no business being at the bottom of a WELL. Nevertheless, you'll need to find a KEY or perhaps a BOMB to get through.
>Boogie your way through the door with the power of disco
That's it, I'm gonna do what I should have done a long time ago.
I'm going to beat him to death with this hammer.
READ BLOODSTUCK https://archiveofourown.org/works/66056185/chapters/170221711
>boogie your way up and out of the well with the power of disco
the motan
play corru.observer
>Bobby: Hit the most swagtastical dab ever
💧︎✋︎☹︎☹︎✡︎ 😐︎✋︎❄︎❄︎✡︎ 👍︎✌︎❄︎
> Bobby: Boogie your way up and out of the well with the power of disco.
Expending 2 SKILL POINTS, you select your only SKILL at the moment, BOOGIE DOWN, and absolutely DISCO THE DOOR DOWN.
> Next.
> Next.
You BOOGIE down into the next room. Directly in front of you is a SIGN, and beyond it, an OPEN HALLWAY. A lone COBWEB loiters in the corner of the ceiling.
> Bobby: Ignore the sign and go straight through the OPEN HALLWAY.
>bobby: read the back of the sign
the motan
play corru.observer
>Bobby: Weaponize the sign.
https://mspfa.com/?s=55393&p=1
> Bobby: Read the back of the sign.
There's nothing on the back to read!
> Bobby: Weaponize the sign.
It seems your STRENGTH isn't high enough to even lift the damn thing. Though, it likely would make a good weapon once you gain a few LEVELS.
> Rustle cobweb for spiders.
You say you'd still rather wear the outfit. He's got nothing to say about that.
> Bobby: Eat the cobweb.
Your mere approach of the COBWEB seems to catch the attention of a FIENDISH SPIDER! What do you do?
engage in a DANCE BATTLE
Until next time....