DO NOT. SKIP. THE INTERMISSION. (AN MIDNIGHT CREW INTERMISSION APPRECIATION THREAD)

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Saturday, August 2nd, 2025, 5:06 AMabout 1 month ago

hey you.


yeah you.


did you read homestuck?


from act 1 to credits?


yeah?


remember when act 3 ends?


and you get sent to a whole different set of character's study for a while?


YOU FOOL


YOU HAVE FALLEN FOR MY TRAP.


YOU ARE NOW ON A CHAIR TIED TO A BOMB.


THE BOMB WILL EXPLODE UNLESS YOU TELL ME YOUR FAVORITE PART ABOUT THE ACT 3 INTERMISSION "DON'T BLEED IN THE SUITS"


My favorite part is how every character has their own voice even tho they only can communicate through narration, it's so charming.



Sissel
Saturday, August 2nd, 2025, 5:18 AMabout 1 month ago

I absolutely adore the time travel shenanigans, because it takes a lot of effort to make that seamlessly work and make complete sense!

"What do you do!? 

Varik... that's not an option.

Choose something real."

chemol
Saturday, August 2nd, 2025, 5:21 AMabout 1 month ago

My favorite part is Fin... I love Fin so much.

~🐀💨

Ascanewt
Saturday, August 2nd, 2025, 6:54 PMabout 1 month ago

I am plenty biased, mainly because I adore Hearts Boxcars. The felt is fucking hilarious though. Love me some Mister Sevens.

A picture of a purple card with a winking Courtyard Droll on it, captioned "You're welcome." There are clubs in each corner except the bottom left where there is another Courtyard Droll.

You say you'd still rather wear the outfit. He's got nothing to say about that.

DEUCES
Saturday, August 2nd, 2025, 7:49 PMabout 1 month ago

time travel comedy was at its peak

Danny
Saturday, August 2nd, 2025, 7:58 PMabout 1 month ago

If I ever wanted to recommend Homestuck to someone and they were unsure if they'd like it, I think the Intermission 1 would act as a perfect (mostly) self contained segment that represents Homestuck as a whole very well, witty dialogue, funny bits, absolute shenanigan's, most consistent part of the whole comic for sure


Its a Lemon


Ferris
Saturday, August 2nd, 2025, 8:41 PMabout 1 month ago

The intermission is great cus it is able to create such strong charactisation​ for it's cast in less time than most media can for just one character.


Spades Slick alone has more personality than the cast of some shows.

Experts hate this one "Revolution 9" opinion

Saturday, August 2nd, 2025, 8:58 PMabout 1 month ago

Genuinely anytime I see somebody skip the intermissions or talk about skipping the intermissions I kinda just make a mental note to take any and all opinions they have on Homestuck with a pile of salt because like... they're some of the most lore-important parts of homestuck?

Brainhole Swaggins
Sunday, August 3rd, 2025, 1:16 AMabout 1 month ago

as someone who read homestuck and then read problem sleuth after, i can tell you right now that i appreciate intermission 1 a lot more than i would've when i first finished reading homestuck


my favorite part is the many references to problem sleuth that would probably go over new readers heads the first time around like the inventory system, or the object duality stuff, or the fact that no one actually has dialogue and it's all narrated to you

Glitchy
Sunday, August 3rd, 2025, 11:59 AMabout 1 month ago

do you guys like my username (its my pride and joy)


> INTERMISSION
Monday, August 4th, 2025, 10:12 PMabout 1 month ago

the intermissions r the best fucking part of homestuck the whole calendar punching thing made me laugh outloud when i first read it

Hearts Boxcars getting punched out of a calendar by Cans


Jane Crocker opens a mailbox and explodesJane Crocker

Jane Crocker
Tuesday, August 5th, 2025, 0:45 AMabout 1 month ago

I'm Midnight Crew posting. Fuck it. Old art of mine.


Bec Noir sticking out his tongue, reading "BLUH BLUH BLUH HUGE BITCH". A lineup of the midnight crew, in order of CD, SS, DD, and HB. Spades Slick covered in blood and holding a knife, turning to look over his should. A tiny doodle of Clubs Deuce and Droog if he had the ring, labeled "Bec Droog"

A comic. Snowman says "Spades Slut", then looks away and adds "Or whatever his name is meant to be." Slick, in the background, is enraged, Clubs Deuce stops to think for a second, with a loading circle, then points up to decree "NOT WHAT HE'S CALLED". In the very bottom corner, theres a small doodle of Clubs telling snowman "His name is spades dick.", to which she says "I see."

Spades Slick with a knife.

Diamonds Droog and Crowbar physically fighting eachother, both covered in blood. Droog hits Crowbar and knocks a tooth out as Crowbar pries open a wound on his chin. Crowbar's arm is around his neck to strangle him while Droog knees his groin. Text reads "I HATE YOU" and "I LOVE YOU", with the O in Love being replaced with a spade.

Crowbar using his very namesake to push Droog against a clock in the Felt Mansion and strangle him. They are both covered in blood and injuries.

A photo of Spades Slick flipping you off drawn in halftones, reading "Haters be like you have dementia. Okay? I DONT REMEMBER ASKING." The last sentence is done in firey text.

The Midnight Crew drawn in halftones. From left to right, Clubs Deuce, Spades Slick (with a knife and blood), Diamonds Droog (who is smoking), and Hearts Boxcars (With a TV antenna)

Spades Slick yelling "MIDNIGHT CITY NUMERO 1 CAMPEAO PENTA". Droog tells him "This is Not an award show", to which he responds "CAMPEAO DO MUNDO"


A picture of a purple card with a winking Courtyard Droll on it, captioned "You're welcome." There are clubs in each corner except the bottom left where there is another Courtyard Droll.

You say you'd still rather wear the outfit. He's got nothing to say about that.

DEUCES
Tuesday, August 5th, 2025, 0:52 AMabout 1 month ago


On the Internet, nobody knows you're Hearts Boxcars



Siofra Sabhait
Tuesday, August 5th, 2025, 0:59 AMabout 1 month ago

i almost skipped the intermission. (<- shameful). However, I luckily had the good idea to check if it was actually important, and told told so vehemently. also, it's the one piece of media that uses time shenanigans in a genuinely funny way.

Artificer
Sunday, August 24th, 2025, 2:22 PM11 days ago

by the way every time i see someone say they skipped the intermission, i (fraf forum user Intermission) read the intermission on its own again


> INTERMISSION
Sunday, August 24th, 2025, 4:07 PM11 days ago

biscuits' oven that travels through time at the rate of one second per second always gets me

Andria
Sunday, August 24th, 2025, 5:11 PM11 days ago

i absolutely love the intermission. the midnight crew are amazingly fun characters to follow of course, but the way it's used to introduce a ton of concepts that would be crucial for the rest of the comic in such a fun and unique way is what makes it really excellent in my opinion

capmics
Sunday, August 24th, 2025, 5:53 PM11 days ago

I can still remember the sheer delight of reading the intermission for the first time at like, 16. I think at the time, it was one of the cleverest, funniest things I've ever read, and it's never really lost that magic.

Spades Slick is a butch lesbian 2k25

archivalAngel
Sunday, August 24th, 2025, 6:12 PM11 days ago

"Everybody out of the god damn way. You got a hat full of bomb, a fist full of penis, and a head full of empty." remains a top tier joke, and it's not even in the top five from the intermission. easily the best ratio of jokes that hit to pages in the comic, imo. the way dialogue is done is also just delightful to read every time


but none of this matters, because the real answer is that my favorite part of the intermission is snowman. i am simply bisexual and cannot be judged for this fact

the epilogues are the best part of homestuck

lowe Shawthorn
Monday, August 25th, 2025, 1:42 AM11 days ago

the intermission fucking rules. genuinely so clever and funny. i didnt appreciate it enough the first time i read it a decade ago but subsequent rereads have made me loooove it



lapis
Monday, August 25th, 2025, 2:05 AM11 days ago

i honestly think the intermission is my favorite act in all of homestuck. its so tightly paced and interwoven, i love it for the same reasons i love problem sleuth. honestly, after reading the intermission and being told 'the only way to defeat Lord English is through a number of glitches and exploits in space time,' and also having seen the sheer scope of the DMK bossfight in PS, i was a little disappointed when their plan was just to bum-rush him with a billion ghosts. I wanted some complicated rube-goldberg shit.

A stretched-out sprite of Nepeta Leijon, accompanied by the caption "Kit's Cool Signature."

Kit Astrophey
Topic: DO NOT. SKIP. THE INTERMISSION. (AN MIDNIGHT CREW INTERMISSION APPRECIATION THREAD)