You are a lowly MAINTENANCE WORKER. At least, that's what you can currently gauge based off your apparel and the BOILER ROOM you currently seem to be in. You have no recollection of how you got here, but the incessant hum of the BOILER permeates your auricular cavity in a way that makes you want to get out of here ASAP, and the notion confirmed by the stinging pain on the back of your head is that you were walloped upside the noggin and somehow lost your memory. Whatever miscreant did this needs to be brought to JUSTICE. On another note, your name tag seems to have been unceremoniously pilfered. Say... what is your name?
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Alexus Grey
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Jedd Denim
>Jedd Denim
Ohohoh, yes. A most befitting name for a dignified intellectual such as yourself, you muse. You imagine it on plaques, in lights, and on your future wife's passport. NO ONE could disrespect a name like Jedd Denim. Not even the textile industry.
But that's enough of that. It's time to focus on the predicament at hand. Beside you lies a WRENCH. The walls are adorned with IRON PLATES. The BOILER continues to hum menacingly. You are currently facing NORTH.
What will you do?
Oh look, a free iPad!
> Contemplate incredible knowledge of verbosity as seen is previous use of "auricular"
