Listen, you love him, you hate him, you hate that you love him! he might be a sweaty weirdo, but he's OUR sweaty weirdo! And he's my patron troll! And I love that! I'm not here for discourse. This is memes, headcanons, and jokes only. Please post anything you like within that. screenshots of the comic, fanart (credited), fanfics, and personal musings are ALL WELCOME. what's your favorite thing about Equius? I'll start. My favorite thing is how baffled he is by his own sexual proclivities. Every time Equius gets horny, he's always also confused! I think that this is great. He's like, "oh no, this is unexpected. but we have to stop this conversation because I'm covered in sweat," and I'm like Equius, you're ALWAYS COVERED IN SWEAT! This happens to you constantly! Why are you always acting like this is a new thing for you? It's not! I also love that he can never have anything he wants, and how it's almost always at least 90% his fault. He'll break a bow, and instead of, like, getting a stronger bow that won't break, he'll think "adfgtdfg oh my god I'm so STRONG I can't even hold this bow that's so hot" and then keep breaking them. He has no intention of ever improving at archery, and I love that for him. He's perfect. No notes.
Thoughts????
- fuck off prepz
