Favorite quote from anything

"YOU THINK SO? THEN TAKE THE UNIVERSE AND GRIND IT DOWN TO THE FINEST POWDER AND SIEVE IT THROUGH THE FINEST SIEVE AND THEN SHOW ME ONE ATOM OF JUSTICE, ONE MOLECULE OF MERCY. AND YET - AND YET YOU ACT AS IF THERE IS SOME IDEAL ORDER IN THE WORLD, AS IF THERE IS SOME... SOME RIGHTNESS IN THE UNIVERSE BY WHICH IT MAY BE JUDGED"

- Death, "Hogfather"

"I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries" - some Frenchman from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

"You just breathe the road" - Kentucky Route Zero

"Everybody has to eat shaving cream once in a while" - Michael Moriarty, The Stuff

"I'm Leaf" -Leaf (me)

"While you're sitting there cryin for your dead friends: They're up there getting paid making fat ends. And they look down tryna figure out why you're sad. They're up there gettin fat, you got it bad."

Shaggy 2-Dope

Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorgeosity made flesh!

Alex DeLarge, a clockwork orange

Also pretty much anything from the lord of the rings.

"There was a HOLE here. It's gone now."

still the first thing that pops into my mind whenever i think about silent hill

"You just have to know who you are and stay true to that. So I'm fighting for people the only way I ever knew how. 8y 8eing me." - Vriska Serket

kinda corny but whatever!!!!!!!!

“I just want to dance in your tangles
To give me some reason to move
But to take on the world at all angles
Requires a strength I can't use
So I'll meet you up high in your anger
Of all that is hoping and waiting for you”

this is from neutral milk hotel’s “gardenhead” from their album on avery island. not only is this an amazing song, but the entire album as well. this band has a LOT of my favorite lyrics!!!! or, quote in this case… totally check them out!

"look at the sky Martin, it's looking back."

From the Magnus archives

"See, when you do clownery, the clown comes back to bite." Flavor of Love Girls: Charm School, Mo'Nique

Night in the Woods.

"There's still a bit of unflagellated straw poking out of your rhetorical effigy over here." - Rose Lalonde.

A Rose quote which I should probably set as my signature on less civilised forums thant this.

Oh candlesticks this is going to be hard for me, since I keep a "quote book" and it's filled with over 100 different quotes from 100 different people, and I'm still adding to it. I'll try to narrow them down into categories.

Most relatable to me specifically: "The mind is fragile, it will collapse at the slightest touch if your aim is steady. Please protect it." - Mario.

Most smart/wise sounding: “I know the price of longevity, now more than ever. But when I first graced these shores, and I saw these mortals at war with one another, I knew that transforming them was no way of restoring them. I had to preserve their sins as much as their virtues. Harmony without chaos, after all, is a prison, and being ignorant of it is the one true Hell.” - Verlax.

Most currently relevant: “The [Online Poisoned] often even joke with self awareness about their bad internet habits, but [they] just keep doing it. That’s how obsessive preoccupation works, and it’s an accelerator of these forms of online cultism. No one needs me to tell anyone this, but stories can always serve as reminders.” - Andew Hussie

(One of the) Most entertaining: "There is some subset of humans on this earth, that pirate games, but pay for cheats. let that sink in" - Vantier.

Most iconic for me specifically: "time is a crime. space is a waste." - Short Skirts and Explosions.

(One of the) Most inspiring: "To be human is to be an eternal wanderer... it's up to you to discover the new vistas of life... no one else will clear the way!" - King.

(Another one of the) Most inspiring: "Rainbows won't light up the sky unless you let it rain, and candles just won't glow until they're burned." - Autumn Blaze.

Most inspiring + entertaining: "Failure is a step to success. Afterall, taking risks is learning that there will be times where you succeed and times when you will fail. Don't be so hard on yourself when you fail. It's better making mistakes than to do nothing at all. But if it helps, just remember that one day the sun will explode and everyone will not even be alive to remember all your failures." - kurumeuruki.

Most inspiring + thought provoking: "Excellence is not an art, it's pure habit. We are what we repeatedly do." - The Edge.

Dang that was still probably too much but at the same time I feel I've only just scratched the surface of all the good ones I have... so I guess that probably means this might be a good compromise in terms of quantity.