A young man st-- hey, come on now, you're not even paying attention! Put the book down, just for a second?
There, that's better.
You are thirteen years old. You like Homestuck. You engage in pointless discussions on the forums whenever you can. It is a sunny, summery afternoon, and you are feeling especially critical.
What will you do?
> Log on computer. Don't even bother examining room.
exposure to dimethylmercury is the most common cause of death in my hometown
flames will be used to roast marshmallows
>Find the nearest shipper
>>Tell them you prefer a different ship
>>>YOU WOKE UP TODAY FEELING VIOLENT
>Log on to the FruityRumpusAssholeForums and engage in Vriskcourse to pass the time.
> Consult your piggy bank earnings.
> Retrieve arms, Like in MSPA!!
> Look at other books.
"come on charlie brown, i'll hold the ball and you'll kick it!"
> Examine UFO poster.
"come on charlie brown, i'll hold the ball and you'll kick it!"
> Examine posters.
> Check desk drawers for goodies.
> Look outside for a change.
Give me freedom, give me fire. Give me BBCode or I retire!
Retrieve arms, Like in MSPA!!
Hah! Good one. Early Homestuck was the greatest, wasn't it?
No, seriously, wasn't it? You were like -3 years old when Homestuck started, so you have no idea.
Log onto computer. Don't even bother examining room.
C'mon, what kind of Homestuck fan skips examining his room for no reason? That would be Playing Wrong.
Consult your piggy bank earnings.
GODDAMMIT!
You were always scared to touch your piggy bank in case you accidentally knocked it off its perch. Now look at poor porky... shattered into a million, trillion pieces. Examining your room is risky business!
damn, i messed up the formatting already. IT WILL ONLY GET WORSE FROM HERE ON OUT, PEOPLE!!!
>Collect remnants of piggy bank and throw them out of the window.
exposure to dimethylmercury is the most common cause of death in my hometown
flames will be used to roast marshmallows
> Count your meager earnings.
> Thank the Lord the explosion didn't harm your early edition Homestuck Act 1 book.
> Destroy your computer, tear your posters off your walls, and rip your books apart in a fit of rage. Fuck it all.
> Look under Problem Sleuth poster for gun vault.
-Sincerely, Sharkalien
> Retrieve penny from desk.
> Peek under bean bag chair.
> Throw shards of piggy bank out of the window at unsuspecting passersby.
Thank the Lord your early edition Homestuck Act 1 book is unharmed.
You're not religious, so you pick the next best thing.
Our Father, who art in heaven...
will try to update more today, just not right away
> Quickly store coins in mouth before they spoil from laying out on the floor too long
> Read the BEST FRAF forum adventure
> Okay now read Eggs and Biscuits
> Recall name and/or forum handle
