Now, let us BEGIN.
YOU ARE CHRIS A.! That is your NAME. Possibly also your SPECIES and POLITICAL ALIGNMENT. You are CURRENTLY on the FRAF FORUMS about to make a TOPIC POST.
Hi, I'm Chris A.! READ FRAFFORUM FRADVENTURE
[S] Chris A.: Read Homestuck
the epilogues are the best part of homestuck
HOMESTUCK? What the FUCK is a HOMESTUCK? YOU only know COOL AND NEW WEB COMIC and SWEET BRO AND HELLA JEFF. YOU think CANWC mentioned HOMESTUCK at least once, but you would HAVE TO MAKE SURE. You don't really FEEL LIKE DOING THAT RIGHT NOW, though. HOMESTUCK sounds like it would be a really sucky WEB COMIC anyways. It would probably only reach like... 100 PAGES.
Hi, I'm Chris A.! READ FRAFFORUM FRADVENTURE
> Chris A.: Troll your neighbors by honking a lot before going back to write your forum post.
THAT.... is an AMAZING IDEA.
You INHALE DEEPLY...
You KEEP INHALING...
You INHALE DEEPER THAN EVER BEFORE...
And....
That was AMAZING. You really NEEDED THAT. Really. You cannot EXPLAIN how BADLY you really NEEDED TO HONK IT UP.
This was VERY WORTH giving YOUR ENTIRE QUADRANT bloody ears.
Hi, I'm Chris A.! READ FRAFFORUM FRADVENTURE
> Chris A.: Make a post in this thread about making a post in this thread about making a post in this thread about making a post in this thread about making a post in this thread
Now THAT would be funny! Now, let's see here... SCREENSHOT this...
And now SCREENSHOT that...
And.. Uhmmm.. Oh my...
t̷̡̬̞̥̂̑̕h̵̡̛͓̝̙̙̏ĭ̶̬̯̀ ̵͐̑ͅs̷̠̐͂͘ ̴̩̳̝̞̄̍̄s̵̰̀̔͒ͅi̵̠̎ ̶͂͊̔̓̎͜š̸͓̕ṋ̷̢̼̈̇̄ͅẗ̴̩̯̻̥͇́̌̆̽ ̴̠̺̯̲̈̈̍́ͅl̶̨̘̫͓͗͌͘ǫ̸̻͔͚̾ö̵̢̰́̊ ̶̞͈̫͉͎̃̔̀j̸̺̯̥͌̓͒k̶͎͖̕ȉ̸͎͇̓ͅn̶̡̜̜̾͐͐̓̓ḡ̸̦̝̤͈̑́ ̷̪̏͜ ̷͕̄͛̋g̸̛̩̼͇̈͘o̸̢̜͋o̶̧̟̖̯͌̋́d̸͕̈́͑
YOU ARE......
Hm...
Who ARE you?
You do not seem to remember much of anything. You can't SEE much of anything either...
YOU have a VERY BAD FEELING about this. A VERY, VERY, TERRIBLE FEELING.
Hi, I'm Chris A.! READ FRAFFORUM FRADVENTURE
>chris a: activate your trusty lighter
This is some straight up delirious biznasty, Dawg!!
Chris A...? Who is... That?
You don't know if you have a LIGHTER but, as you think about it, you think you see.. SOMETHING? YOU strain YOUR EYES to look at the SOMETHING but...
Oh! A FIRE has appeared! Oddly enough, it doesn't seem to light up the ROOM. Is there even a ROOM? Where even are YOU?
Hi, I'm Chris A.! READ FRAFFORUM FRADVENTURE
> THE LOOKER: Activating your LIGHTER has gone horribly wrong. Panic. Try to activate your DARKER instead.
You have been invited to partake in the GAME OF GODS. YOU are JUNE EGBERT, taking your seat at the BLUE SIDE of the table, and we are all VERY PROUD OF YOU. Your opponents are THE LATE NAGITO KOMAEDA, FUNKO POP VRISKA SERKET, and SOME GUY IN A HAT.
https://www.fruityrumpus.com/forums/t/forum-god-game-calvinball-with-cards
>THE LOOKER: Try to activate your DARKER instead.
THE LOOKER? Well... I guess it's better than NOTHING.
YOU try to activate whatever a DARKER is and....
Oh... Oh my that is BRIGHT... It HURTS to LOOK at.
Some LOOKER you are.
Hi, I'm Chris A.! READ FRAFFORUM FRADVENTURE
We have two things we can do now!
> THE LOOKER: Activate LIGHTER and DARKER at the SAME TIME.
You have been invited to partake in the GAME OF GODS. YOU are JUNE EGBERT, taking your seat at the BLUE SIDE of the table, and we are all VERY PROUD OF YOU. Your opponents are THE LATE NAGITO KOMAEDA, FUNKO POP VRISKA SERKET, and SOME GUY IN A HAT.
https://www.fruityrumpus.com/forums/t/forum-god-game-calvinball-with-cards
> THE LOOKER: Activate LIGHTER and DARKER at the SAME TIME.
Well, YOU might as well! Not much else to do!
Well then, that's INTERESTING. It seems it has become a middleground between LIGHT and DARK, but various other COLORS have ALSO shown up.
Hi, I'm Chris A.! READ FRAFFORUM FRADVENTURE
This is certainly an oddity that could end in ending up where you started or the unraveling of the universe.
>Chris A: attempt to touch the colors in hopes everything will go back to normal or the universe will end
>Put on your glasses and become THE SEER
That's it, I'm gonna do what I should have done a long time ago.
I'm going to beat him to death with this hammer.
READ BLOODSTUCK https://archiveofourown.org/works/66056185/chapters/170221711
>Chris A: attempt to touch the colors
Who is Chris A? You are THE LOOKER.
>Put on your glasses and become THE SEER
That's actually an amazing IDEA! You feel around for GLASSES and... Realize something.
You feel your FACE and realize.. Your EYES were CLOSED this whole time.
You finally OPEN your eyes...
You see a PLANT, VARIOUS CRACKERS, a COMPUTER MOUSE, a PORTABLE COMPUTER, an ACTIVE MONITOR, a THUMBDRIVE, a FRAMED PICTURE, and a POSTER.
YOU look closer at the ACTIVE MONITOR.
It seems to be a FORUM of SOME KIND. It seems YOU do not have an ACCOUNT.
Hi, I'm Chris A.! READ FRAFFORUM FRADVENTURE
> THE SEER: Create an account immediately, obviously. You need to engage in VRISCOURSE.
You have been invited to partake in the GAME OF GODS. YOU are JUNE EGBERT, taking your seat at the BLUE SIDE of the table, and we are all VERY PROUD OF YOU. Your opponents are THE LATE NAGITO KOMAEDA, FUNKO POP VRISKA SERKET, and SOME GUY IN A HAT.
https://www.fruityrumpus.com/forums/t/forum-god-game-calvinball-with-cards
> THE SEER: Create an account immediately, obviously. You need to engage in VRISCOURSE.
What in the world is a VRISCOURSE? Whatever, creating an ACCOUNT would be useful! Maybe the PEOPLE on this FORUM will be HELPFUL!
ENTER USERNAME, DISPLAY NAME, PRONOUNS, AND BIRTHDAY.
Hi, I'm Chris A.! READ FRAFFORUM FRADVENTURE
USERNAME: THE_SEER
DISPLAY NAME: THE SEER
PRONOUNS: fae/faer
BIRTHDAY: ...Today???
You have been invited to partake in the GAME OF GODS. YOU are JUNE EGBERT, taking your seat at the BLUE SIDE of the table, and we are all VERY PROUD OF YOU. Your opponents are THE LATE NAGITO KOMAEDA, FUNKO POP VRISKA SERKET, and SOME GUY IN A HAT.
https://www.fruityrumpus.com/forums/t/forum-god-game-calvinball-with-cards
FAE/FAER sounds nice but.. SOMETHING in YOU cannot accept this as YOU. YOU are more than FAE/FAER. YOU may not know WHO YOU ARE, but YOU do know that you are ANY/ALL.
For SOME reason, the year 2000 stands out to you. JANUARY 1ST, 2000.
YOU begin to write a description.
YOU create your ACCOUNT.
Hi, I'm Chris A.! READ FRAFFORUM FRADVENTURE
>Start an internet argument
That's it, I'm gonna do what I should have done a long time ago.
I'm going to beat him to death with this hammer.
READ BLOODSTUCK https://archiveofourown.org/works/66056185/chapters/170221711