FUCKING FUCK DISCORD. WHAT THE SHIT.

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Tuesday, October 14th, 2025, 9:50 PM1 day ago

Ok. SO.


I'm trying to join the Homestuck discord, right? I actually successfully did that, yay!

But the thing is

I can't actually Do Shit on there cause I don't have a confirmed phone number. I'm like "Ok. That's fine. I'll just put that in there." But apparently. I've already used that phone number for a different discord account. This is news to me.


So I go to the help thingy that's linked. (not linked actually. or copyable. i had to type it.) It says to do some shit, and then I'm able to get to that account. I do that shit. And now I'm in the account.


Apparently, I made an old one and then forgot about it. Whatever.

It says I have to input an email address in order to delete the phone number. Idfk why there no email in there. But again: whatever. Apparently("apparently" again), I also can't use the same email address for multiple discord accounts. So I input my second email, and I don't remember the password. I change the password. I put in the password I changed it to. It doesn't work. I double check that I used the right password. Yup. I did. I try it again, and it doesn't work again. Well Fuck Me, I guess.


At this point I just delete the account. "Things really don't have to be that complicated" I naively think. I put my phone number back into discord because, remember, That's what this whole thing it for. But it still says the number's being used for a different account. ????, WTF? I log back into the account. It says the account is "scheduled for termination". So I guess it takes a bit. Alright.


Now it's the next day (today), and I go back to the discord and try yet again with my number. Still. No. So I log back into the account, where it still says "scheduled for termination". I'm like "Ok, fuck this" and click the Don't Delete It button. I try again with my second email. And it Still Doesn't Work. So I make. A THIRD FUCKING EMAIL. I literally COPY & PASTE my email AND password into there. And you'll never guess what the fuck it says.


"Password does not match"


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUHGGHGHGHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGSJKJFLKJFLKFJLKJELKFJFGLJFLKSJFLAHFLAHFDFJ;DFHHJSDALK;HDAJFHJJSHGJFHJAD;FJ;FH


Fuck this shit, I quit.

Pat the M
Wednesday, October 15th, 2025, 1:22 AMabout 23 hours ago

damn that sucks im sorry to hear that discord is the worst fake your death and construct a false identity hope this helps :))

they are marching byThe technique is to use hot oil to elicit a response

Kat Sosno
Wednesday, October 15th, 2025, 2:18 AMabout 22 hours ago

Man, Fuck this shit!

Discord is not certified delirious Biznasty!

This is some straight up delirious biznasty, Dawg!!

AwSnapz404
Wednesday, October 15th, 2025, 2:27 AMabout 22 hours ago

Yeah, so...

Apparently, it was asking for my DISCORD password, not my EMAIL password.

But,

Like,

HOW THE HELL WAS I SUPPOST TO KNOW THAT?

I guess it makes sense, Discord wouldn't know my google password.

Pat the M
Wednesday, October 15th, 2025, 2:37 AMabout 22 hours ago

I AM ON THE FUCKING DISCORD NOW.


YES. FUCK YES. HELL FUCKING YES.

Pat the M
Wednesday, October 15th, 2025, 2:50 AMabout 21 hours ago

yeah i'm still not getting into the discord until they drop the whole phone number requirement thing, it just seems like too much of a hassle, you know?



Glitchy
Wednesday, October 15th, 2025, 3:20 AMabout 21 hours ago

I'm glad it all worked out! Discord is a real hassle to use, for sure

https://linktr.ee/psycholonials

Wednesday, October 15th, 2025, 11:04 AMabout 13 hours ago

mIrAcLeS ):0)

The Real Homestuck?

That's the friends we made along the way!

mIrAcLeS ):0)


https://www.reddit.com/r/TheRealHomestuck/s/2gCp8ku8rH



Gamzee Makara
Wednesday, October 15th, 2025, 5:05 PMabout 7 hours ago

this seems like such a hassle goddamn that sucks

im not gonna join until they stop requiring your phone number tbh

especially cause of how many data leaks there have been with discord

but im just being paranoid

yes sir the earth is literally under seige by planet fucking jupiter

Topic: FUCKING FUCK DISCORD. WHAT THE SHIT.