Got spoiled for homestuck…

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Tuesday, August 5th, 2025, 0:33 AMabout 1 month ago

Is it really true that it turns out John was stuck in a coma because he hit his head after a pogo ride and he dreamed the entirety of homestuck up, resulting in him saying,


“Wow, I guess all this time I was really stuck in my home.”


?


/j

were doin it man

WERE MAKIN THIS HAPEN

GummyYay
Tuesday, August 5th, 2025, 0:48 AMabout 1 month ago

yup yup yup sorry. all that time he was really stuck. in his home

A picture of a purple card with a winking Courtyard Droll on it, captioned "You're welcome." There are clubs in each corner except the bottom left where there is another Courtyard Droll.

You say you'd still rather wear the outfit. He's got nothing to say about that.

DEUCES
Tuesday, August 5th, 2025, 0:49 AMabout 1 month ago

Who told you this. They'll be swimming with the fishies before long.

That's it, I'm gonna do what I should have done a long time ago.

I'm going to beat him to death with this hammer.


READ BLOODSTUCK https://archiveofourown.org/works/66056185/chapters/170221711

Raffy
Tuesday, August 5th, 2025, 0:52 AMabout 1 month ago

Screen capture of the politifact "truth-o-meter". The meter is set to "True"


I'm but a little lizard, there's something in my gizzard, 'twas put there by a wizard, they're 'bout to cast a blizzard!

The Bee's Knees
Tuesday, August 5th, 2025, 1:19 AMabout 1 month ago

I warned you dawg. I told you about those spoilers man.

Give my story a read, please.
https://mspfa.com/?s=64339&p=1

Halluirium
Topic: Got spoiled for homestuck…