It's an old forum game from the 2000's about capturing a hill from each other using more and more bullshit attacks and defenses. The ultimate yes-and game.
--diceLibrarian (wait this isn't Konsole)
Oh my god. I was actually wanting to make a thread for a King of the Hill game thread just before I saw this. I miss the shenanigans everyone and I got up to playing the game. I effectively made a perpetually invincible cube to house the hill at one point during a game LMAO.
Shall we start one?
--diceLibrarian (wait this isn't Konsole)
I can start us off. I claim the hill. It's mine now. I even have a little land deed, look:
totally official and everything.
I'm but a little lizard, there's something in my gizzard, 'twas put there by a wizard, they're 'bout to cast a blizzard!
I steal the deed and place it into a safe I brought.
My Hill.
--diceLibrarian (wait this isn't Konsole)