Have you ever thought about what it would be like to be a troll?

i would hate it lmao

yeah and I always thought I'd be like kind of annoying if I were a Troll. I definitely think I'd be one of those Trolls who look down on other people bc of the caste thing T_T

I'd probably die as a grub ngl

like... all the time but I do think it would suck

i'm a taurus i don't want to be a troll

I really like the troll-speak, like "Load Gaper" and "Barkbeast", that's a lot of fun. Their society sucks though.

I always wondered, where is everyone getting their glasses? Clearly they have optometrists (choptometrists?} on Alternia, but they're like a race of teenagers. Who's going into that field?

the idea of a teenager deciding to be an optometrist is absolutely hilarious to me thank you

Being a Beforan troll might be more fun - you'd still be a badass among badasses, but not trapped on living hell of a planet with death and lifelong military service the only possible escapes.

I'm an Aries, so I think I'll pass

Not very different from how I already am tbh

I would get culled immediately for not being able to reproduce

@meticulousartificer

> I always wondered, where is everyone getting their glasses? Clearly they have optometrists (choptometrists?} on Alternia[.]

You'd think everyone in need of glasses would be immediately culled, or at least sentenced to endless hard labor, due to not being genetically superior, eh? Interesting how that works out.

im a cancer i'd be dead lol

i wuld be shitsing and flarting all over the place u know? alternia would never see me coming cuz i been flart ad f*xt on the next alternian level, kind of a higher plain being in a beforan kind of way.

rahhhajshsgdh i'd be a rust blood cuz I'm an aries but I would hate it (and luv it at da same time)

I find this funny because I'm a Libra and I'm actually going into law, I'm literally a teal blood.