headcanons and locations

ok to keep it real where did everyone get houston from
austins the real shit most unfortunately

seriously you get a track named fucking austin, atlantis and still gun for houston like someone whos about to dui after swerving down the mountain due to not following the sign that blatantly said this mountains got some real curves
its a dangerous distraction that has taken the lives of many for sure
worse yet when people tell you staring is totally worth it

ok but in all seriousness this is my (factual) opinion and everyone should give arguments for why im (totally) right

any other headcanons anyone else think might be wrong and a result of mandela effects human sacrifices dogs and cats living together as well as mass hysteria